Charlie Sheen, Muammar Gaddafi and Uncle Sam walk into a bar. Who will pay? Gaddafi hates America so much that all of his money is tied up in U.S. banks and investments. Charlie ranted his way out of his billion dollar T.V. show plus he isn’t sure rehab allows drinking with non-strippers. Uncle Sam is the only one of three that has a job and he can’t pay due to budget constraints.