When can I buy a new home?
The calls are coming in from former short sale homeowners that now want to reenter the housing market. The rumor that FHA will finance homes immediately after a short sale is as likely as Lindsay Lohan staying out of jail. FHA Mortgagee Letter 09-52, is very specific on their guidelines (I know, it shocked me, too, a government mandate that is clear and concise).
Charlie Sheen, Muammar Gaddafi and Uncle Sam walk into a bar. Who will pay? Gaddafi hates America so much that all of his money is tied up in U.S. banks and investments. Charlie ranted his way out of his billion dollar T.V. show plus he isn’t sure rehab allows drinking with non-strippers. Uncle Sam is the only one of three that has a job and he can’t pay due to budget constraints.